The fight scenes in Fighting are weaker than a malnourished 80-year-old man with brittle bone disease. If I went to see a movie called Eating I’d hope that the food would look amazing. If I was going to see Crying, it better well be the saddest movie I’ve ever seen, causing me to question the world we live in and depress myself to death. No, screw this Fighting nonsense. I want to retitle this film Boring.
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We’ve heard the calls, complaints, emails, YouTube comments, blog posts, pigeon messages, texts, e-mails, tweets and Tumblr reposts. You’ve wanted
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I’m a comic book geek. A big, fat, hairy, judgmental nerd of near-“Comic Book Guy”-from-the-Simpsons caliber that gets as excited
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DC Comics keeps doing something so right with their direct to home market animated films that it really makes you
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Oh, Rob Zombie. I have followed you blindly through the days of White Zombie, on through your solo work, looked
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Right now you’re looking at this review, thinking to yourself, “Do I really need to read a review of a
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If you were to mix the daily life mishaps of two porn stars, a prostitute, two sisters who share a
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“You don’t know what you’re missing.” As cliché phrases go, this one is definitely overused without merit. After watching the combined
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Hide your cats and dogs and shield your girlfriend’s mouth (sorry). The creeps are here! Fred Dekker’s directorial debut hit
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I confess. As much as I have been a fanboy of all forms of geek-fringe entertainment that this world has to
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Blaxploitation is a genre of film that is regularly paid homage to, but is rarely duplicated in this day and
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There is much to be said about the abrupt changes and inconsistencies within a child’s mind. In fact, one could
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Nostalgia is a strange and cruel beast. The fondest recollections one may have about their youth, or any particular portion
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Something strange is going on out there with movie advertising. I’m not sure what it is, but it is a
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Zombies are about damn near everywhere. Sure, vampires have seemingly taken over as the go-to trendy monster, but the re-emergence
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DC Comics and Warner Bros. are officially on a roll. While they have had problems with all of their live
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First off, what is a “Bad Movie Night Review?” Well, the idea of watching a crappy movie on purpose is
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Universal Pictures are revving up to start their family-friendly Barbie movie franchise. There have already been half a trillion straight-to-DVD releases,
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